Frases do Dia (compilação) / Quotes of the day (compilation)

Since this little group has been spreading havoc for more than a year, we've decided to post here a short (or not...) compilation of the most annoying, pervert, demented and deeeeeep quotes that have passed through our innocent little mouths.

1. "You're not straight, you're twisteeeed" -> Kinky to Fuck.

2. "A Margarida tá a precisar de um graaaande... tau-tau!" -> Silent(ly Evil) to Kinky
( "Guida is in need of a biiiiiig... spanky-spanky!")

3. "Lá está... Fixação com Bolas!" - Silent(ly Evil) about Biostatistics Professor (aka The Depraved One)
(" There ya go... Obsession with Balls!")

4. "O amor quebra todas as barreiras... E a primeira delas... é o hímen! Ou o esfincter anal... Ou os collants... Ou as amigdalas..." -> Dumb to her mother (at the dinner table)
(Love breaks all barriers... And the first one... is the hymen! Or the anal sphincter... Or the pantyhose... Or the tonsils...")

5. "Zé, põe os penduricalhos para dentro!" -> Everyone to Fuck (on various occasions...)
("Zé, put away your dangling-thingys!")

6. " Margarida, tás aqui tas a levar! -> Bitch to Kinky
Yes... pleaaaaseee!" -> Kinky to Bitch
("Margarida, do that again and I'll spank ya!
Yes... pleaaaaseee!")

7. "A Rebelo é uma cabra sexy! Eu piscava-lhe o olho... se soubesse!" -> Nag regarding Chemistry Professor (aka the Lesbian Freak)
(" Rebelo is a sexy bitch! I'd wink at her... if I knew how!")

8. "Le filssss... du DEMOOONNN!!! " -> Kinky to Stoopid
(gotta imagine an angry dwarf yelling at your face to get the whole experience...)
note Kinky is not a dwarf, of course (she's threatening me... I'm afraid... *sniff sniff*)

9. "Ou apanhamos ali à frente no cu de judas ou então aqui atrás!" -> Dumb to everyone regarding a bus...*cof cof*
("We either get it up ahead, or in the back!")

10. "Hi, I'm cute. Eat me!" -> Fuck to Everyone (short version)

11. "Hi, I'm shy. Eat me now!" -> Nag to Everyone (long version)

12. " A Elsa é a causa de todo o mal no mundo! Ontem à noite comeu uma batata a mais, e por isso morreram 10 mil pessoas à fome na Etiópia" -> Stoopid to Dumb
("Elsa is the cause for all evil in the world! Last night she ate an extra potatoe at dinner, and therefore 10 thousand people died of hunger in Ethiopia!")

13. "Eu sou uma batata casada." -> By Bitch
("I'm a married potatoe!")

14. "Eu sou uma batata encalhada." -> By Dumb
("I'm a stuck potatoe!")

15. "Eu sou um saco de batatas encalhado. Ó pra mim a rolar!" -> By Stoopid about Dumb
("I'm a bag of stuck potatoes. Look at me rolling!")

16. "Eu sou uma batata a murro!" -> By Dumb
("I'm a punched potatoe!")

17. "Margarida, tu és o meu tumor!" -> Fuck to Kinky
("Margarida, you're my tumor!")

18. "π x π / π' ≈ -3 " -> By Eediot

19. " Parar é gromar..." -> By Dumb (while pissed drunk)
(" To Stop is to barf!")

20. "A Elsa fala demais... Logo, falta de sexo. A Carlia fala de menos... Logo... O que é que isso nos diz sobre a Carlia? Hmmm...Sua ganda maluka. Sua doida!" -> Nag/Bitch/Naughty about Dumb and Silent(ly Evil)
("Elsa talks too much... Therefore, lack of sex. Carlia is always silent... Therefore... What does that tells us about Carlia? Hmmm... You crazy you! Insane!")

*Compiled by Bitch, Kinky, Nag, Naughty, Silent(ly Evil), Fuck and Eediot!*