Introduction to the Demented Nine

Well... Where to start...
Let's begin at the beginning then? ;)

In the beginning there was nothing...
It was all blackness... with little green spots... and little blue spots... and little red spots... and... nevermind, where were we? Ah right...
And then the 9 appeared...
With their demented little heads (expect for Dumb who has the biggest forehead of them all...ih ih ih), and their little black shrinked twisted hearts.

And so this demented blog was born...

Now let's introduce ourselves:

The father: Stoopid, Alpha-male, or more commonly known as Gui!
The uncle: Fuck, Beta-male, or just Zé...(n)
The (Adopted) Daughters:
Bitch, Tau-female or me! (Cat)
Nag, Psi-female aka Lia!
Naughty, teta-female or just risA...
Kinky, Omega-female/male (aka hermaphrodite), Guida!
Eediot, Iota-female, Raquel...
Silent(ly Evil), Lambda-female, Carlia!
Dumb, still competing for the Alpha-male position with Stoopid, aka Elsa!

And there ya go... This is our little family...
Aren't we cute? :P Or not...

So, I'll say my goodbyes now, leaving a small message: (not sms, you addicts!)

The Demented minds are coming...
And with them a wave of depravedness, darkness and...Fluffiness! *giggles giggles*

Be afraid, be very afraid!
The beginning of the end is starting!

Mwuahahahaha...


*By Bitch, Tau-female, Cat*

Wel this is all very nice and dandy but INCORRECT in the hystorical view point! What they meant was not "And Puff the nine appeared" but instead "Puff and our great father was made out of the Void and with his manly and powerful hands sculptured our puny forms out of nothingness." And THEN the nine were made! No that all this is made correct, you may resume the ritual sacrifices. But no virgins! Frickin wasters...

*By Stoopid, Alpha-Male, Gui, Creator of the know Universe, because those damn spots/balls were mine to begin with!*